I'm 21 years old and my blog consist of shit that makes me giggle and spam of my daughter, who was a 26 weeker miracle. Ask me anything. I'm also married ;)
Pro-tip: if something gets stuck up your kids nose and you cannot retrieve it by other means, press on the side of the nose that isn’t clogged and blow a sharp, quick breath into the child’s mouth. The object will pop right out.
My husband is an EMT and has seen ERs do this all the time. Works beautifully. I have seen it first hand.